Barbie's Love Dilemma

Friday, January 20, 2006

Barbie went to her bedroom to put on fresh clothes, and, upon returning to the lounge room, discovered Blaine performing his amazing flower pot balancing trick, an attempt to try and tip the scales in his favour.
"You've seen it before, but now it's time to see it when I'm HAPPY!" Blaine cheered.

"Blaine you have a strange growth!" Barbie gasped "Lucky I'm a registered Nurse and am equipped to deal with these kind of things."
Barbie removed the flower pot, and fainted.

Realising he could never compete with such a well-hung adversary, Ken stormed outside, deciding there was only one thing that would help him in this situation, extreme violence! Spotting Barbie's jeep in the driveway, an idea came to mind.

"Barbie now you have no choice but to pick me!" Ken gloated, before gasping as Barbie pulled up a corner of the lounge room carpet to reveal a stock of new Blaines.

Realising that any attempt to eradicate the many Blaines would be fruitless, Ken raced to Barbie's bedroom in a fit of rage, intending to trash it.
"No Ken! Don't go in there!" Barbie cried racing after him.
"What the hell?" Ken gasped as he opened the door.

"That's, uh, my gardener Yorick," said Barbie sheepishly "Wait-I mean my plumber, Juan, wait-no...he's quite hairy..."
"You have a serious problem Barbie," Ken cut in "And it's time you faced up to it."
"You're right," Barbie sighed sadly "I can't deny it any longer, I do need help..."


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