Back inside, as Barbie and Blaine were about to sit down to dinner, Barbie was struck down by stomach cramps and excused herself, hurrying to the toilet.
"Damn those burritos I had for lunch, they always go right through me," Barbie sighed unhappily.
Suddenly Barbie heard a rustling in the bushes outside and looked out the window to see Ken spying on her.
"Hi Ken!" Barbie called cheerily.
"I hope your face turns into a mass of festering sores you skanky whore!" Ken shouted, tossing a handful of mud at her.
Barbie began to tire of Ken's anti-social behavior and thus decided the next day to have both Blaine and Ken over for a cup of tea, whereupon they would both have an equal chance to charm her. The most charming, would become her sweetheart.
As they all sat down to discuss the predicament, Ken made his move, dropping his pants and offering Barbie a feel of his tight plastic butt.
"Damn those burritos I had for lunch, they always go right through me," Barbie sighed unhappily.
Suddenly Barbie heard a rustling in the bushes outside and looked out the window to see Ken spying on her.
"Hi Ken!" Barbie called cheerily.
"I hope your face turns into a mass of festering sores you skanky whore!" Ken shouted, tossing a handful of mud at her.
Barbie began to tire of Ken's anti-social behavior and thus decided the next day to have both Blaine and Ken over for a cup of tea, whereupon they would both have an equal chance to charm her. The most charming, would become her sweetheart.
As they all sat down to discuss the predicament, Ken made his move, dropping his pants and offering Barbie a feel of his tight plastic butt.
6 Comments:
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous said…
wow great photo!!!!!!!!!!
At 3:32 PM, Anonymous said…
this is a great story! i can't wait to read ur next one..it was hilarious!
At 7:27 PM, Anonymous said…
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At 8:23 PM, Anonymous said…
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At 8:39 PM, Anonymous said…
yeah funny. detailed work, nice job.
At 6:55 AM, Anonymous said…
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